“I hate the A3 1997 edition A-Z Super Scale Great Britain and Ireland Road Atlas (including Jersey and Guernsey). Largely because it is absolutely… full of sh*t.”

Maps have been used for thousands of years in an attempt to categorise and capture our world, but that doesn’t mean they don’t let us down. All. The. Time.

A witty exploration of one woman’s struggle against maps, bank holiday traffic and extravagant cheese jamborees. Fighting against the overwhelming might of The Geographers A-Z Map Company is a daunting task. But somebody has to. They have to be stopped. And our hero isn’t afraid to take them on.

With 1 Geography GSCE, 1 bronze and 1 silver D of E between us, ‘Kill the Cat’, the Bike Shed Theatre’s Graduate Company, are definitely well equipped to tell you how NOT to get where you need to go.

This piece of new writing aims to examine how we deal with things far greater in scale than ourselves and how we make our voices heard. With guidance. And we still manage to cock it up anyway.

Suitable for ages 15+.

www.bikeshedtheatre.co.uk